Based purely on drink and time-wasting preferences, I think we'd make great friends.
"ELLE: What are your vices?
JM: Caffeine and wine. Oh, and Real Housewives. I could probably watch Bravo twenty-four hours a day.
HC: Diet Coke, baby. Although I consider it less a vice
than a cherished life partner. Also—and I’m sorry about this one,
Mom—swearing. I’m great at keeping it in check when I need to, but
unfortunately that means I unwittingly compensate by letting it rip a
bit too much the rest of the time."